There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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