You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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