I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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