I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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