Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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