Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
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Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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