Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
where are my eyebrows?
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