i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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