I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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