just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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