We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
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He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Enjoy the penises
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