So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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