his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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