How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Hippo gnu deer
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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