i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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