Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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