Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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