Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
kristin has been a bad kristin
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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