So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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