I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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