I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.