Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?