I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
So squirting runs in the family.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.