there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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