i just google imaged poop.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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