I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Oh god it's open bar.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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