what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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