it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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