Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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