weddingsv make me drug and hornr
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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