she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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