I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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