There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
He has the fingertips of a God
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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