She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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