Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I can feel your judgement through the phone
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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