You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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