I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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