So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
