You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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