Moan for me like Helen Keller
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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