just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
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The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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