i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
