oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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