If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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