My girlfriend figured out who you are.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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