Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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