Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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