Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
