i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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