It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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