Are we in a gay sports bar?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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