We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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